'Have you and mummy had sex more than 3 times?' I laughed proudly - 'Way more.like at least 9 or 10 times' ( I didn't want to come across as a sex crazied maniac). Then why do you have so many children? Touchè. My personal favourites - 'do you wear a condom daddy?' Me - 'Yes'. Shes very mature about it & having a midwife as a mum, they know a lot more than your average kid, no 'front bottoms' or 'nunnys' in this house, it's strictly a 'vagina' affair (which coincidently would be a great title for a drama series on TV) That said, she's chosen tonight (when is away) to ask questions about men which makes me feel like an embarrassed child, but i promised to tell her the truth. This week my eldest has been doing sex education at school.